Run For your lives!
It’s the attack of the KOOZIES Page! Everybody run for your lives! This is no joke, nor prank, funny story, or false truth! This is for real!!!!! It’s time for you to pack up your things right now and move out of the area, because once the Koozies have a target in their mind, they will lay waste to anything and everything in your path! They come in an assortment of colors, shapes and sizes! You need to watch out especially for the collapsible koozie” for it can hide in waiting and surprise you with it’s incredible versatility and speed!