My girlfriend is threatening to leave me because of my hairy back
It’s a crazy situation I know but my girlfriend is threatening to walk out unless I do something about my hairy back. I don’t know what’s changed, but all of a sudden she says that I look like a “freaking silver back gorilla” and that my back feels like “gross Astroturf” any way she is pushing me to consider waxing, or shaving, or laser hair removal. Being a guy I don’t really know that much about this hair removal business although having seen the 40 year old virgin there is no way in hell that I am going to consider waxing as it looks freaking brutal. I like the sound of hair removal by laser as it sounds pretty technical – maybe its like star wars but hopefully it doesn’t hurt too much. Anyway I’m going to need to do something as I really don’t want to lose her.